Deck the halls
with boughs of holly – and an inflatable Santa.
And colored lighting. And illuminated gingerbread
men and elves.
And, for good measure, an oversize Winnie the Pooh.
It’s that time of the year, when children
compile elaborate Christmas wish lists and their parents indulge
their own holiday fancies: festooning their properties with lights,
ornaments and all sorts of figurines.
One could reasonably estimate that nearly every
other home across the region has an exterior decoration of some
sort. But this being New England, most homeowners detail their
land somewhat conservatively, with only a smattering of lights
and displays.
Yet in almost every neighborhood, there’s
a homeowner who eschews convention and outdoes those around him.
Some would consider their high-wattage Christmas attractions excessive
or gaudy, but these jolly souls contend they’re only furthering
holiday cheer.
The Telegraph randomly chose three homes in the
Nashua area that fit this bill. They set a new bar for elaboration.
Why three homes? Well, there were three wise men; it seemed the
wise thing to do.
“You swear, ‘This is it.’ You
swear
‘No more,’ ” Lauren Monty said
as she and her husband, Al, and two of their children admired
their seasonal handiwork. “The (electric) meter is moving
900 miles an hour, but you see this Santa on sale, and well .
. .”
Santa on a sled, the inflatable kind, this year
joined lighted wreaths, candy canes and gingerbread men, among
other decorations, on the Monty front yard. An inflatable Santa
coming out of a small chimney sits atop the pool house in the
back yard. Another new touch this year: Disney characters on a
swing set, with an empty seat in the middle for humans to pose
for photographs.
The Montys have four children, but this time of
year they admit they’re “the biggest kids” in
the family. They probably would argue they’re the biggest
kids on their street, Mallard Point Drive in Merrimack.
Their neighbors, though, call them the Griswolds,
a reference to the fictional family in the National Lampoon movie
“Christmas Vacation.” Chevy Chase, artfully playing
the Griswold paterfamilias, wants to create a Christmas to remember,
and spends most of the film stumbling and bumbling as he installs
a skyscraper’s worth of lighting on his home.
Repeated attempts to turn on the lights fail, but
at the end of the film, he succeeds – for a brief moment.
The display overloads the electric grid and the neighborhood loses
power.
Al Monty, not wanting to repeat that performance,
carefully maps out where every light and decoration will sit.
Then on a vacation week during Thanksgiving, he painstakingly
lays out the objects, working each day from breakfast to dinner.
“The challenge is getting the stuff on the
roof and anchoring it, and not putting holes in the roof,”
he said.
Al actually debated whether the inflatable Santas
would push the family’s 14th annual festival of lights over
the top. But he seemed to accept it as he inspected the yard last
week.
Electricity is only a slight concern. Last year,
the January bill amounted to $750. It was a small price to pay
for laughter one year, when Lauren’s friend couldn’t
reach the home quickly enough because of the long line of traffic
admiring the lights; her friend had to desperately use the bathroom.
The Montys have a large abode to accommodate their
many decorations: a huge two-story structure. Several miles away,
at a small Cape tucked in between the marts of commerce on Daniel
Webster Highway in Merrimack, square footage dictates the display
Andre Prince can construct. But his effort, when adjusted for
size, is impressive nonetheless.
His Christmas show includes an inflatable Winnie
the Pooh, Tigger and Eeyore on a sled, candy canes, a polar bear
riding skis, an inflatable bear in winter gear, snowmen on a reindeer-pulled
sled and various bric-a-brac. The showstopper is an inflatable
penguin that ascends and descends on the top of an igloo.
Prince also pays mind to spacing the decorations;
too much together “doesn’t look good,” he said.
He hasn’t placed anything on the roof yet, his neighbor
has yet to continue their customary side-by-side displays and
the whole endeavor would look better with snow, Prince said. But
the encouragement and thanks of passersby still makes the display
a worthy task each year, he said.
The biggest show on Earth – well, maybe in
this area – is at 75 Pelham Road in Hudson.
There, circus-themed animals in various holiday
poses blaze a streak into the night sky. The displays, fitted
with more than 110,000 light bulbs and powered by 130 amps of
electricity, make Marc Mousseau and his stepfather, Paul Roy,
the Barnum and Bailey of Christmas displays.
This year, the duo actually decreased the lights:
Last ,year they used 140,000 in their inventory of 250,000. (The
numbers are precise, because Roy computer-catalogs the items that
make the home a must-see attraction.)
On any given night between Thanksgiving and Christmas,
dozens of cars stop alongside the road for an audiovisual treat.
Christmas songs play in sync with the movement of displays.
Each year, the family accepts donations from visitors.
This year, proceeds will benefit 7-year-old Matty Dubuc of Hudson,
who has liver cancer.
Mousseau wants people to know he and Roy aren’t
“the only crazy” ones around. Each August, they fly
to Tennessee, where scores of like-minded decorators discuss their
passion at a convention.
While conceding that their work tops most other
homes, Mousseau and Roy dismiss that they’ve exceeded the
boundaries of good taste.
“Everybody has their theory on ‘over
the top,’ ” Mousseau said. “What is over the
top?”
Indeed, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And
the throngs of curious who stop in the yard behold quite a celebration.
So don’t ask what the electric bill is at
this home; otherwise, you’ll have to be ready to pay it,
Mousseau said. Instead, enjoy an exhibit that would make Clark
Griswold envious.
“It’s going to be tough to stop
now,” Mousseau said.
Albert McKeon can be reached at 594-5832 or amckeon@nashuatelegraph.com.
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